Born and raised in the Alamo City with three younger brothers and with a pension for not following essay prompts.
I've got a knack for history and satire. I'd like to think I'm funny, but I am not a comedian.
I enjoy traveling, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Somedays I'll watch Crash Course for fun and others I'll whip out my DJ board and act like I know what I'm doing (I don't).
I work as hard as I play, so reach out and find out.
My Past Aspirations:
2013: Become a secret billionaire who is married to Niall Horan
2015: Supreme Court Justice
2017: Lawyer
2019: Mystery book author
Currently: Copywriter
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